Here's why you should be jealous of me.
Not only am I reading The Postmortal, Drew Magary's first novel, but I am reading a signed edition of this first novel, in which Magary professes admiration for my hustle, which he refers to as "GREAT." (See image above.)
Here is a photograph of Magary, put online by the man himself, in the moments immediately before he signed my book. He was probably thinking of my hustle even then.